I got raped today
Journal Entry: Tue Jan 1, 2008, 5:39 PM
By who you ask?
King Bearpaws.
Yes. That is a dog at the clinic.
He is a Newfoundland dog, and he weighs 137lbs.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
I walked King Bearpaws and he was all good and stuff
Then I brought him back inside and he didn't want to cooperate and so me and Jessica (barnett) had to shove him back into his cage.
I was at the back of the cage holding him as Jessica closed the cage and started walking the next dog.
He was finally cooperating and I took his leash off.
And this is what I apparently did wrong - I started petting vigorously and was all "Good boy!"
The he jumped on me, I was pinned, and he started humping.
And also, while he was humping me, I noticed that I had stepped in poo while walking him, and I was sitting on the poo spot on the towel where I stepped on.
He was there for a while, lol
Jessica finally came back in and was all, "Why are you still in there... and under King?"
And my answer was, "...... rape."
And there were other situations today that really just make today suck.
A lot.
Yay for 2008.
._.
- Mood:
Suggestive - Listening to: Seether
- Reading: The Great Gatsby
- Watching: Dirty Jobs
- Playing: Pokemon Pearl
- Eating: Rosas' Cafe
- Drinking: Coke
Devious Comments
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Yay?
Yes.... Rawr! *pounce* >:3
LOL...
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Yay?
Yes.... Rawr! *pounce* >:3
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Yay?
Yes.... Rawr! *pounce* >:3
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Yay?
Yes.... Rawr! *pounce* >:3
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I'm off to behd now D:
Talk to you tomorrow, hopefully
It's been a while, you and I x3
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"Today, you are no longer butterflies... today YOU ARE MURDERFLIES!" Brock; Venture Bro's
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But I love you :3
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Yay?
Yes.... Rawr! *pounce* >:3
Poor baby xD
I had the same problem not too long ago.
Then it just sort of stopped being gay and told me EVERYTHING
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"Today, you are no longer butterflies... today YOU ARE MURDERFLIES!" Brock; Venture Bro's
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"NO ONE TALKS TO YOU FATTY! D:<"
:c
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Yay?
Yes.... Rawr! *pounce* >:3
That wasn't me >_>
*Hides them quickly* SEE?!
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"Today, you are no longer butterflies... today YOU ARE MURDERFLIES!" Brock; Venture Bro's
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Unless you were the one who stole my panties :c
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Yay?
Yes.... Rawr! *pounce* >:3
I was beginning to think that you were angry at me xD
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"Today, you are no longer butterflies... today YOU ARE MURDERFLIES!" Brock; Venture Bro's
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I hate it when DA doesn't tell you when people comment you D:<
*sees this 5 days and 1 hour since this was posted*
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Yay?
Yes.... Rawr! *pounce* >:3
We haven't spoken in forever! D:
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"Today, you are no longer butterflies... today YOU ARE MURDERFLIES!" Brock; Venture Bro's
***
[link]
An amazing unbiased article on furries
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Yay?
Yes.... Rawr! *pounce* >:3
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No, I still hate you.
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I like dookie.
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Never shall I quit you, as you are everything to me; my life.
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"Today, you are no longer butterflies... today YOU ARE MURDERFLIES!" Brock; Venture Bro's
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